officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now
"No. No it does not. If a dick that big did penetrate past the cervix, it’d likely simply cause SEVERE DAMAGE to the fetus if not induce labor."

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hannawolfcross asked: "That is not how dimples are made. Unless a dick is like--- Ten inches or something, it can't even penetrate the uterus/go past the cervix. And Doctors advise against that if someone's pregnant cuz it can cause early labor if they dick's that big. Dimples are just a facial feature, like laugh lines and freckles. Take it from a man with a kid, yeah?"

WAIT OKAY SO WHAT IF A DICK IS THAT BIG DOES IT MAKE THE DIMPLES

robotbutnotarobot asked: "as a doctor I can confirm that is how dimples happen."

holys hti

born-a-bloodsucker replied to your post “piss on me fuckign piss on me”

You know that stuff’s /leaving/ the body for a reason, right?

yeah okay but i get drugs and you don’t so suck on that

piss on me fuckign piss on me

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